Coach Bikaben makes a dead serious guarantee.

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    Bikaben

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    Coach Bikaben makes a dead serious guarantee.

    Post by Bikaben on January 25th 2012, 3:26 pm

    INDIANAPOLIS IN --
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    Coach Bikaben used to be notorious for making guarantees and showing nothing for them. However, since his LAST guarantee back on Madden 11.. he has grown and become a much better coach, showcasing a positive overall record in XML since Madden 12, and making it to the divisional round last season, almost dethroning BJCole.. losing by 2 points.

    Anyhoo.. here's what coach Bikaben has to say.

    "Our defense has been pitiful the last 2 seasons. It's been a joke.. a laughingstock. The past few days I spoke to the best D-Coordinators in the league and got some insight on what I have been doing wrong. Since I started coaching back in 2005, I always had my teams showcase a championship caliber defense. But in 2011 there were many changes and I never bounced back. But now I figured things out.

    *I personally guarantee our team does not lose another game this season unless it's the Titans week 17. Yes. That also means the playoffs."

    A prime example of the teams new defensive look is when coach Bikaben coached a scrimmage game against a wonderful offensive coordinator today, holding Alex Smith 3 of 16 for 24 yards and Frank Gore 17 for 67(This one's not great but you get the picture lol).

    "I do not feel like I can be beaten defensively. Unless a like minded defensive coach coaches against me, I will not be defeated this season."

    Well there you have it. Let's see how this guarantee unfolds.

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    Post by sack11 on January 25th 2012, 4:59 pm

    Oh Boy...
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    Bikaben

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    Post by Bikaben on January 25th 2012, 5:02 pm

    I seriously want a consequence should I not deliver. I am so confident it's not even funny. I want some sort of consequence.

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    Post by sack11 on January 25th 2012, 5:07 pm

    How bout this? If you don't come through on your prediction...

    You go to a crowded intersection and hold a sign saying "XML's Biggest Loser"

    You will need a friend to take a picture of this and post it here on the forum for proof.
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    Post by Bikaben on January 25th 2012, 5:11 pm

    Deal.
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    bigkap22

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    Post by bigkap22 on January 25th 2012, 5:12 pm

    This is going to be a classic
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    BigJohnMic

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    Post by BigJohnMic on January 25th 2012, 6:03 pm

    My my my... Some ppl never learn Wink Good luck Bik

    RncRacer

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    Post by RncRacer on January 25th 2012, 7:06 pm

    Billboard material for every team playing the Colts. Can not wait for week 10.
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    indo501

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    Post by indo501 on January 25th 2012, 7:12 pm

    If you are wrong bik, you have to change your name to "I Heart Kevin Kolb"
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    Bikaben

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    Post by Bikaben on January 25th 2012, 8:20 pm

    HA! I like that one a lot.
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    nytitan21

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    Post by nytitan21 on January 25th 2012, 8:28 pm

    lol! lol! lol!
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    BigJohnMic

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    Post by BigJohnMic on January 26th 2012, 12:11 am

    indo501 wrote:If you are wrong bik, you have to change your name to "I Heart Kevin Kolb"

    I second this motion

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    Post by Cole1510 on January 28th 2012, 2:08 pm

    i hope i get to be the one that brings the joy to the xml
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    Post by Bikaben on February 3rd 2012, 2:42 pm

    =) Inch by inch.. step by step.

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